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May 28, 2007

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

Filed under: Education — admin @ 1:09 am

He wears glasses during math because it improves divison.

Filed under: Education — admin @ 1:08 am

He who makes false teeth is an indentured labourer.

Filed under: Work — admin @ 1:06 am

At some executive meetings there is a chairman of the bored.

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A guy became so good with a chainsaw that he was promoted to branch manager.

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An office with many people and few electrical outlets could be in for a power struggle.

Filed under: Work — admin @ 1:05 am

He bent over to pick up a sieve and strained himself.

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He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

Filed under: Work — admin @ 1:05 am

If you give some managers an inch they think they’re a ruler.

Filed under: Work — admin @ 1:03 am

Every calendar’s days are numbered.

Filed under: Work — admin @ 1:03 am
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