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June 2, 2007

An astronaut who fails on a weightlessness experiment must be aware of the gravity of the situation.

Filed under: Transportation — admin @ 3:11 am

An astronaut wrote about flying twice to the moon. It was double spaced.

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To become a pilot requires a good altitude.

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Travelling on a flying carpet is a rugged experience.

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When astronauts die they run an orbituary.

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An astronaut broke the law of gravity and got a suspended sentence.

Filed under: Transportation — admin @ 3:10 am

Some planes are so cramped that passengers suffer jet leg.

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If you get sick at the airport it could be a terminal illness.

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Don’t expect to eat something fancy when you’re flying because it’s plane food.

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If you step onto a plane and recognize a friend of yours named Jack don’t yell out Hi Jack!

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