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May 26, 2007

Did you hear about the fire at the circus? The heat was in tents.

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When the human cannonball retired they couldn’t find a replacement of the right caliber.

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Soldiers in plays like to Shakespeares.

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Seven days without a pun makes one weak.

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A circus lion won’t eat clowns because they taste funny.

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A pun is its own reword.

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Somebody was running a flea circus, but a dog came and stole the show.

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Elephants will toil all day, and they work for peanuts.

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When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she’d dye.

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I used to be a tap dancer until I fell in the sink.

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