PunSite.com » People http://www.punsite.com Pun of the day, Random Puns, Puns by category, Funny Puns Mon, 30 Aug 2010 18:20:51 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 A husband with little English struggled to explain that his wife could not have children, saying ’she is unbearable’. Getting a blank stare he tried: ’she is impregnable’. Then finally he figured he had it: ’she is inconceivable!’ http://www.punsite.com/2007/06/02/a-husband-with-little-english-struggled-to-explain-that-his-wife-could-not-have-children-saying-she-is-unbearable-getting-a-blank-stare-he-tried-she-is-impregnable-then-finally-he-figured/ http://www.punsite.com/2007/06/02/a-husband-with-little-english-struggled-to-explain-that-his-wife-could-not-have-children-saying-she-is-unbearable-getting-a-blank-stare-he-tried-she-is-impregnable-then-finally-he-figured/#comments Sat, 02 Jun 2007 07:07:30 +0000 admin http://www.punsite.com/2007/06/02/a-husband-with-little-english-struggled-to-explain-that-his-wife-could-not-have-children-saying-she-is-unbearable-getting-a-blank-stare-he-tried-she-is-impregnable-then-finally-he-figured/ http://www.punsite.com/2007/06/02/a-husband-with-little-english-struggled-to-explain-that-his-wife-could-not-have-children-saying-she-is-unbearable-getting-a-blank-stare-he-tried-she-is-impregnable-then-finally-he-figured/feed/ 0 Father and son love sunflower seeds, and the son is the spitting image of his dad. http://www.punsite.com/2007/06/02/father-and-son-love-sunflower-seeds-and-the-son-is-the-spitting-image-of-his-dad/ http://www.punsite.com/2007/06/02/father-and-son-love-sunflower-seeds-and-the-son-is-the-spitting-image-of-his-dad/#comments Sat, 02 Jun 2007 07:07:03 +0000 admin http://www.punsite.com/2007/06/02/father-and-son-love-sunflower-seeds-and-the-son-is-the-spitting-image-of-his-dad/ http://www.punsite.com/2007/06/02/father-and-son-love-sunflower-seeds-and-the-son-is-the-spitting-image-of-his-dad/feed/ 0 My uncle called my grandfather a deer when he let my antelope. http://www.punsite.com/2007/06/02/my-uncle-called-my-grandfather-a-deer-when-he-let-my-antelope/ http://www.punsite.com/2007/06/02/my-uncle-called-my-grandfather-a-deer-when-he-let-my-antelope/#comments Sat, 02 Jun 2007 07:06:47 +0000 admin http://www.punsite.com/2007/06/02/my-uncle-called-my-grandfather-a-deer-when-he-let-my-antelope/ patio umbrella clearance

]]> http://www.punsite.com/2007/06/02/my-uncle-called-my-grandfather-a-deer-when-he-let-my-antelope/feed/ 0 The primary responsibility for a child’s education is apparent. http://www.punsite.com/2007/06/02/the-primary-responsibility-for-a-childs-education-is-apparent/ http://www.punsite.com/2007/06/02/the-primary-responsibility-for-a-childs-education-is-apparent/#comments Sat, 02 Jun 2007 07:06:35 +0000 admin http://www.punsite.com/2007/06/02/the-primary-responsibility-for-a-childs-education-is-apparent/ http://www.punsite.com/2007/06/02/the-primary-responsibility-for-a-childs-education-is-apparent/feed/ 0 Those who throw dirt are sure to lose ground. http://www.punsite.com/2007/06/02/those-who-throw-dirt-are-sure-to-lose-ground/ http://www.punsite.com/2007/06/02/those-who-throw-dirt-are-sure-to-lose-ground/#comments Sat, 02 Jun 2007 07:06:20 +0000 admin http://www.punsite.com/2007/06/02/those-who-throw-dirt-are-sure-to-lose-ground/ http://www.punsite.com/2007/06/02/those-who-throw-dirt-are-sure-to-lose-ground/feed/ 0 Nylons give women a run for their money. http://www.punsite.com/2007/06/02/nylons-give-women-a-run-for-their-money/ http://www.punsite.com/2007/06/02/nylons-give-women-a-run-for-their-money/#comments Sat, 02 Jun 2007 07:06:07 +0000 admin http://www.punsite.com/2007/06/02/nylons-give-women-a-run-for-their-money/ http://www.punsite.com/2007/06/02/nylons-give-women-a-run-for-their-money/feed/ 0 A test-tube baby has a womb with a view. http://www.punsite.com/2007/06/02/a-test-tube-baby-has-a-womb-with-a-view/ http://www.punsite.com/2007/06/02/a-test-tube-baby-has-a-womb-with-a-view/#comments Sat, 02 Jun 2007 07:05:54 +0000 admin http://www.punsite.com/2007/06/02/a-test-tube-baby-has-a-womb-with-a-view/ http://www.punsite.com/2007/06/02/a-test-tube-baby-has-a-womb-with-a-view/feed/ 0 Some children think that their parents are all no-ing. http://www.punsite.com/2007/06/02/some-children-think-that-their-parents-are-all-no-ing/ http://www.punsite.com/2007/06/02/some-children-think-that-their-parents-are-all-no-ing/#comments Sat, 02 Jun 2007 07:05:33 +0000 admin http://www.punsite.com/2007/06/02/some-children-think-that-their-parents-are-all-no-ing/ http://www.punsite.com/2007/06/02/some-children-think-that-their-parents-are-all-no-ing/feed/ 0 We were so poor when I was growing up we couldn’t even afford to pay attention. http://www.punsite.com/2007/05/31/we-were-so-poor-when-i-was-growing-up-we-couldnt-even-afford-to-pay-attention/ http://www.punsite.com/2007/05/31/we-were-so-poor-when-i-was-growing-up-we-couldnt-even-afford-to-pay-attention/#comments Fri, 01 Jun 2007 03:33:14 +0000 admin http://www.punsite.com/2007/05/31/we-were-so-poor-when-i-was-growing-up-we-couldnt-even-afford-to-pay-attention/ http://www.punsite.com/2007/05/31/we-were-so-poor-when-i-was-growing-up-we-couldnt-even-afford-to-pay-attention/feed/ 0 A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said ‘No change yet’. http://www.punsite.com/2007/05/31/a-small-boy-swallowed-some-coins-and-was-taken-to-a-hospital-when-his-grandmother-telephoned-to-ask-how-he-was-a-nurse-said-no-change-yet/ http://www.punsite.com/2007/05/31/a-small-boy-swallowed-some-coins-and-was-taken-to-a-hospital-when-his-grandmother-telephoned-to-ask-how-he-was-a-nurse-said-no-change-yet/#comments Fri, 01 Jun 2007 03:33:00 +0000 admin http://www.punsite.com/2007/05/31/a-small-boy-swallowed-some-coins-and-was-taken-to-a-hospital-when-his-grandmother-telephoned-to-ask-how-he-was-a-nurse-said-no-change-yet/ http://www.punsite.com/2007/05/31/a-small-boy-swallowed-some-coins-and-was-taken-to-a-hospital-when-his-grandmother-telephoned-to-ask-how-he-was-a-nurse-said-no-change-yet/feed/ 0