Looking to add a spring to your step and a smile to your face this May? We've cultivated a blooming collection of over 100 May puns that will have you laughing all month long. From May flowers to May-day emergencies, these puns will plant a seed of humor in your mind and make you May-stify your friends with your wit. So, get ready to May-ke some noise and May-k the most out of this pun-tastic selection. Whether you're a May-ven of comedy or simply enjoy a good laugh, these puns are sure to bloom your spirits and leave you May-king for more! So let's embrace the May-nia and dive into the world of May puns with a May-zing sense of humor!
The Punniest May Puns
- May the puns be with you!
- What do flowers bring to May? Pilgrims!
- Why was the math book sad in May? It had too many problems.
- Did you hear about the tree that won the competition in May? It was outstanding in its field!
- Why did the Calendar go on a diet in May? It needed to shed a few dates.
- What do you call a sheep covered in flowers in May? A woolly bouquet.
- Why did the Tomato turn red in May? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- What did the calendar say to May? "I'm looking forward to our dates!"
- Why did the bicycle fall over in May? It was two-tired.
- What did one raindrop say to the other in May? "Two's company, three's a cloud!"
May Puns: Humor with Tom Swifties
- I can't believe it's May already!" Tom said in disbelief.
- "I can't find the mayonnaise," she said saucily.
- "I may not have a Green thumb," he said, planting flowers.
- "May I have a slice of Cake?" she asked with a piece of Pie in hand.
- "May I borrow your pen?" he asked in Writing.
- "I may be a bit late," she said with a Spring in her step.
- "I may need to rest," he said tiredly.
- "May I have some Ice Cream?" she asked, spooning soup.
- "I may have to cancel the Party," he said with a balloon in hand.
- "May I have a second chance?" she asked in a race.
Historical Puns
- Why did the ancient Egyptians build the pyramids in May? Because they wanted to make sure they had enough Time to plan for the afterlife!
- When Alexander the Great conquered new territories in May, he called it his "May-nificent" expansion!
- Did you hear about the Roman who loved the month of May? He said it was "Imperium May-us"!
- What did the May flowers say to the May pilgrims? "We're blooming glad to see you!"
- Why did the May Day celebration in ancient Greece always include a lot of Dancing? Because they wanted to make sure they had a "May-thematic" time!
- How did the Mayans celebrate the arrival of May? With a "May-velous" feast, of course!
- What did the medieval knights say when they heard it was May? "It's time to May-lay some dragons and rescue some damsels!"
- When Julius Caesar declared May as the fifth month, he said, "I came, I saw, I made it May!"
- Why did the May Day parade in medieval England always feature historical figures? Because they wanted to make it a "May-storic" event!
- How did the ancient Chinese emperors mark the arrival of May? They said, "Let's make this month a May-gnificent one for the empire!"
May Puns
- May I have another slice of pie, please?
- May I borrow your pencil? Mine is all chewed up.
- May I ask you a question? No? Okay, I'll ask it anyway!
- May I have a minute to think? Scratch that, I'll take an hour.
- May I have a May-themed pun? Sure, why not? It's a-may-zing!
- May I tell you a joke? Sure, go ahead, but make it quick!
- May I join your party? Only if you bring the chips and dip!
- May I have a napkin? I spilled mayonnaise all over my shirt.
- May I have a calendar? I keep forgetting what day it is.
Double Entendre Puns: May Puns
- May the fourth be with you? No thanks, I prefer may the force be with you!
- I asked my friend if he wanted to go Fishing in May, and he said, "I'm not sure, I'm a little koi."
- Why did the flower go on a diet in May? It wanted to be in prime thyme for summer!
- When I asked my friend if he wanted to go Hiking in May, he replied, "I'm a fungi, but I spore-t to say no."
- What did the calendar say to May? "I'm always happy when you're around, you make my days Bloom!"
- Why did the bee avoid the flowers in May? It didn't want to pollen for the same old routine!
- May is the perfect month for a Picnic, but I always end up Eating too much. I guess you could say I'm a real glutton for punishment!
- Why did the grapevine need therapy in May? It was going through a mid-vine crisis!
- What did the tree say to May? "I'm Falling for you, let's Leaf this place and go on an Adventure!"
- Why did the tomato turn red in May? It saw the salad dressing and couldn't ketchup!
Marvelous May Puns
- May the fourth be with you!
- It's gonna be a-may-zing!
- I'm not April, I'm May, got it?
- May I ask you a question?
- Don't be so may-d about it!
- May I have some more puns, please?
- May-day! These puns are too good!
- May I suggest a punny joke?
- May-nificent puns for a may-nificent month!
- May the puns be ever in your favor!
May Puns - Rhyming Puns
- I'm so excited, it's May! Time to go out and make some hay!
- May flowers bring May showers, but that won't dampen my May pun powers!
- It's May, let's hit the hay and have a par-tay!
- May is here, let's all cheer, it's the best time of the year!
- In May, the Sun comes out to play, so let's seize the day!
- May is the month to make a wish, so blow me a May pun kiss!
- May is a-may-zing, full of sun and fun, let's make it pun-tastic, hun!
- May is the time for Mayhem, so let's pun like there's no diadem!
- May is here, let's break out the cheer, it's time for some May puns, my dear!
- May is the month for mayhem and mirth, so let's make it the punniest month on Earth!
Funny Spoonerism Puns
- Why did the chef always wear a clock? Because he wanted to make thyme fly!
- Did you hear about the guy who stole the calendar? He got twelve months!
- Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs!
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- What do you call a Bear with no Teeth? A gummy bear!
- Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
- Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
- What do you call a group of musical whales? An Orca-stra!
- Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish!
May Puns with Anagram Puns
- Yam on a pay
- Manye
- Any map
- Many Pea
- Amen spy
- Yap name
- Pan mye
- Me pay an
- Yap amen
- Pay mean
Situational May Puns
- I told my friend a joke about May, but it went over her head... I guess it was too "punny."
- May is the perfect month for gardening puns because things are really "growing" around here.
- When May comes around, I always feel like I'm "mayking" a fresh start.
- My friend asked me if I wanted to go for a Swim in May, but I said, "I'll have to 'sea' if I'm free."
- May is when we celebrate Mother's Day, but I think every day should be "may-ternity leave."
- My dog loves May because it's the "pawfect" weather for playing outside.
- When May arrives, I always feel like I'm "mayking" progress on my goals.
- May is the month when I really "bloom" into my best self.
- My friend asked me if I wanted to go camping in May, but I said, "I'm 'Tent'atively available."
- May is the month when I feel like I'm really "mayking" a difference in the world.
