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June 2, 2007

A husband with little English struggled to explain that his wife could not have children, saying ’she is unbearable’. Getting a blank stare he tried: ’she is impregnable’. Then finally he figured he had it: ’she is inconceivable!’

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Father and son love sunflower seeds, and the son is the spitting image of his dad.

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My uncle called my grandfather a deer when he let my antelope.

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The primary responsibility for a child’s education is apparent.

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Those who throw dirt are sure to lose ground.

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Nylons give women a run for their money.

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A test-tube baby has a womb with a view.

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Some children think that their parents are all no-ing.

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May 31, 2007

We were so poor when I was growing up we couldn’t even afford to pay attention.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said ‘No change yet’.

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